thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: junkoes, via follower)

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via dr33m)

can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore

(Source: jerkidiot, via cumfort)

australiansanta:

im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones

(via obsess3d)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(via obsess3d)

pizza:

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

(via obsess3d)