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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

"I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes."

- Walter Bishop  (via disappolnted)

(Source: rosettes)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

(Source: deppsydoodle)

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck